Matt June 20th, 2008

I’m thinking of joining a union, one that could really make use of my talents….

What do you guys think?

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Matt April 24th, 2008

Seeing how a certain country has been doing a swell job of keeping Tibet in the news lately, I bring to you this work of “journalism” done by Columbia student Christina Liu. Please note, I am pasting the entirety of the story in this post as the story has been retracted, for obvious reasons.

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Rebecca April 18th, 2008

Every once in a while, we like to take you behind the scenes at sporky.net and show you…

…cue drumroll…

…search terms that brought some complete weirdos new readers to our site! Some of these things actually exist in real life. (Hello, people? It’s spelled “sous chef”. S-o-u-s. Sous. SOUS! Christ.) Others? Well, I’m sure someday someone will invent that perfect for any occasion paprika celery bay garlic onion natural beer flavor.

sioux chef (This is always popular.)
chef sioux (See?)
mulfy
the tongue.net
chefs sioux (Teh Interweb, it just don’t give up!)
perfect for any occasion paprika celery bay garlic onion natural beer flavor (Because something like this has got to be natural.)
rolf edwards
computers internet blog
prevent shorts riding up
snigdha prakash
the tortilla curtain quotes from the book
nigella
what is a soiux chef (Bless his little dyslexic heart.)

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Rebecca March 25th, 2008

Believe me, this is one peep show that’s completely SFW.

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Matt March 21st, 2008

There is a brilliance to this mashup that I can’t quite describe. It highlights some of the plot points both movies share while also at once poking fun of and revering the dialog in ‘There Will Be Blood’. The clip drags a bit in a few spots, but it’s worth it to stick around to the very end (look for a cameo “appearance” by Howard Dean at 8:30).

*via kottke

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Rebecca March 9th, 2008

I’m a lucky girl because I have some amazing friends with a twisted sense of humor. For example, this card was attached to one of my birthday gifts last week. Hopefully someone at Amazon had a good chuckle when it came out of the printer.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised there aren’t that many photos tagged with “analrapist” on Flickr.

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Rebecca March 7th, 2008

From The Onion’s election coverage…

On McCain:

Where He’d Be If Not Running For President: Dead

As for Hillary:

Reason For Presidential Bid: Left some stuff at White House

And Obama?

Personal Best For Getting Digits: 32 seconds

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Matt February 25th, 2008

With apologies to xkcd, I just couldn’t refuse mocking up my own version. Continue Reading »

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Rebecca February 14th, 2008

How do you know you’ve found the right person to be your Valentine? When they send you something like this.

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Rebecca February 7th, 2008

Hate those annoying Internet ads? Then don’t click on this.

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Matt January 31st, 2008

1. Clean nipple/touchhole

Not as dirty as you think but certainly made me do a spit-take this AM. Read more about the event here or listen online at VPR.

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Matt January 31st, 2008

I told you I wouldn’t forget.

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Matt January 19th, 2008

Woah. In case you were wondering what Erin and Randy did with those extra patio materials…

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Matt January 1st, 2008

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Matt December 27th, 2007

Handy for the next time you put a foot in your mouth.

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