Archive for the 'Games' Category

Guilty Pleasures

Rebecca August 12th, 2008

1) I love, love, love to eat Nutella right out of the jar. It doesn’t last long in my house, which would be why I never have it around. A jar of creamy peanut butter fares only slightly better.

2) One of my favorite CDs is Seals & Crofts’ Greatest Hits. Yep. It was an important part of the soundtrack of my childhood, along with Carly Simon’s Hotcakes, Linda Ronstadt’s Heart Like A Wheel, and, in a fit of parental eclecticism, Willie Nelson’s Stardust. Whenever I hear the opening guitar chords of “Diamond Girl” or “Summer Breeze” I smile and turn up the volume. And then I ignore the desperate pleas of my companions to turn it back down.

3) Don’t listen to me for a single second if I bash reality TV in your presence. I’m a devoted fan of Bravo’s “Top Chef“. I can’t get enough of the food, the clashing personalities and the resulting drama. Also, Ilan Hall is a bitch.

4) I get sucked into watching The Color Purple every time I find it on television. I don’t care that it’s one of Steven Spielberg’s weaker efforts, or that he left out most of the lesbian love story in Alice Walker’s novel. I’m elated every time I watch Shug Avery sing her way into her father’s arms, and I always tear up when Celie finally reunites with Nellie in the field of flowers.

5) Odd card games. Okay, I have no reason to feel guilty about loving to play these, but since I’ve yet to find a group of contemporaries who want to deal a few rounds of hand and foot or contract rummy, my Friday nights have deteriorated into a blur of sex and drugs and rock n’ roll. Alright, not really, but that sounds better than a quiet evening with a good book and bedtime by 11pm.

World of Geekcraft

Matt January 10th, 2008

In case you were on the fence, teetering between thinking me a kooky guy and a flat out weirdo, this might just tip you over the edge.

Behold, the only reason why I decided to make my first hunter; being able to do crap like this:

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They’re Everywhere (the CPs)

Matt January 22nd, 2007

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The Wii Lebowski

Matt December 1st, 2006

I was really debating on whether or not to post this because… well, it’s nothing much more than a glorified clip from one of my favorite movies. However, since it involves one of my favorite new devices, the Wii, I think this machinima clip deserves mention. Continue Reading »

Sleuth, who done it

Matt June 7th, 2006

Latley I’ve been semi-addicted to this online detective game, Sleuth. Basically, you sign up, decide what sort of detective you are (are you Ed Exley, Jack Vincennes or Bud White?), choose a mug shot, get assigned to a city and then start doing good for your fellow man.

It’s filled with clichés, you’ll see the same motives over and over again (’Yes, she had a motive. Her brother forgot her birthday two years in a row.’), but there’s just something so fun about how hokey it all is. If you’re ever walking down the cold, hard streets of New York, look me up - Detective Sporky, private eye.

FFXI, Rincewind

Matt June 14th, 2005

As you may or may not have gathered, a fair chunk of my free time is spent playing Final Fantasy XI. I haven’t posted any pics thus far because, as always, I am a lazy bastard. However, I was captured in all my technicolor glory at a recent event; you can see “me” here - I’m the cutie in the front row wearing the crown.

DS-ness

Matt January 20th, 2005

A lot of people just don’t know what to get me for those occasions where a gift is merited (even though my wishlist is almost always kept up-to-date); however, there are those special few that know exactly what to get me: cash and/or a gift card. With one of my Christmas gift cards I decided to get myself a Nintendo DS. 149$ is a little too steep for me, however I had a 200$ gift card so it’s not as if I paid a dime. I also bought Mario DS.

First off, from the photos I was expecting some sort of thick monstrosity, however the DS is not as heavy as everyone holds it out to be (hey, have you picked up an original gameboy recently?), plus it is quite slim! I’d say the most pleasant surprise of all is how easy the touch screen and stylus are to use - I was up and running within seconds, setting up my system and using the built-in Pictochat. Pictochat is simply amazing - the fact that you can draw or type in the same window is great, but it’s the whole keyboard layout that works so well. You can choose to manually ‘punch’ each letter/symbol in (the keyboard is thankfully set up in a traditional QWERTY layout) or you can actually drag them onto the Send area, essentially you’re able to annotate anywhere you please. I don’t think I’m articulating this very well, but the whole process is very fluid and it’s something I wish I had in AIM. You can see a picture of the setup here, but please note that none of that text has been ‘typed’ in - it was all drawn on the stylus.

I also tried the included demo of Metriod Prime: Hunters - I was up and running/rolling in just a few seconds. The movement was smooth and natural and using the touch screen to manage the morphball, missiles and map works seamlessly. The jumping took a bit getting used to but even that was easy to get down in just a few tries.

Which leads me to Mario. This game’s controls disappoint me, especially after playing the unlocked mini games and marveling at how fluid and creative they were (this game, where you pull back a sling shot and shoot at bo-ombs, was hands-down my favorite). First off, when you start the game the only things you use the stylus for are to move the character, control the camera and to use the menus; if you’re right handed this does you no amount of good, though you lefties probably would have had a better go at it. After random button pressing (select) I found that you could change the control configuration to one of four settings - I chose the very last which put the movement control in my right hand and the action commands in my left. But the game still doesn’t feel right! Running around is fine and dandy, but it’s too hard to get precision movement, such as doing a triple jump and landing in a small hole, or even running up a slope. I expected a lot more from this game but I’m still playing it, hoping that the controls will get to the point where I can successfully do a wall jump without falling to my death.

Overall, I’d say if you have the money you should go buy this now! However, if you’re waiting for it to get closer to 100$ I wouldn’t talk you out of it; there aren’t enough games to play right now (in fact, the new GBA Zelda has been taking up most of my DS time) not to mention the cost of those games that are available, which is ~40$. Putting those aside, this system offers the most enjoyable gaming experience I’ve had in a long time and if you have the money, or have been too indecisive up to now, I heartily recommend getting one while you’re waiting for your PSP.

45 Minutes I’ll Never Get Back

Matt November 2nd, 2004

Reverse is a good way to spend an hour or so, however be prepared to be frustrated by level 14.

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How (Some of) My Weekend Will Be Spent

Matt October 1st, 2004

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign

Matt June 21st, 2004

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Cinema Challenge

Matt October 2nd, 2003

Test your movie knowledge with Pop and Company’s Cinema. I’ve been playing it most of today and I have yet to crack 7000 points. Can I truly call myself a fan with such an obnoxiously low score?

Animal Attraction

Matt March 23rd, 2003

It seems Jane has been bitten by the Animal Crossing bug. Ah, I remember when I first purchased the Crossing and the hell it put on my life for two months as I did nothing but eat, sleep and breathe the Crossing. But it passed, like all things. I do admit to more than a little hesitation to pick up my controller again though… Anywho, I have one word for you Jane: turnips!