The Birds & The Bees (and the snails…)
Matt May 8th, 2008
Isabella Rossellini + Insects + Sex = Green Porno
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A Day in the Life
Matt May 8th, 2008
Amy: Hi, Blakeypoo. I… I was just about to call you! And make a tuna sandwich!
Blakeypoo: I’m in prison, bitch. I have to call you, remember? And what’s this I hear about you going bald?
Amy: Ha ha. You so funny! Hold on a minute, my condiment is ringing.
Amy: Hello? Hello? Huh. They must have hung up. Blakeypoo, you still there?
Blakeypoo: ………
Amy: Poobear? Aw, he must have hung up. Oh look, a crackpipe!
Quick, Someone Write a Part for Her in POTC4
Matt April 25th, 2008
I guess this cements the fact that I’m gonna watch this train until it finally goes up in flames, more troubles for Amy Winehouse. Warning: Do not click the second link if you’re feeling a bit weak in the stomach.
Something Tells Me Hunger Won’t Know What Hit It
Matt April 1st, 2008
Look, we both love Paula (anyone… er, almost anyone… that loves butter that much can’t be bad) but sometimes she makes it too easy to poke fun:
You just know that Paula only knows hunger in the abstract, never having experienced it herself. Word has it that mere minutes after this picture was taken there was nothing left on that table other than a greasy napkin and whatever that green thing on the plate is.
I’m Waiting for Her to Sing Me to Sleep
Matt March 21st, 2008
It seems that sporky.net crush Zooey Deschanel*, outside of being a wonderfully sarcastic (and cute cute cute) actress, also has a budding musical career. Is it just me or does this track remind you of some other song…
*if somehow you’re trapped into a Matthew McConaughey marathon and you’re contemplating suicide or sitting through Failure to Launch, Deschanel’s crazed antics totally makes this film watchable.
Michael Clayton: A Breakdown
Matt February 26th, 2008
I’m a self-professed Tilda fan and I believe I might have squealed with glee when she won her Oscar. While I can see how Jason and others might have come to that conclusion, I just don’t see her character that way and I don’t think hers “was the only character who was insecure, emotional, and tentative.”
Spoilers below… Continue Reading »
Take Me I’m Yours
Matt February 22nd, 2008
Tim Curry released three albums in the course of his solo career. While an oddity to be sure, most of his songs are not half bad. Currently you can only find a re-released compilation disc, one which omits such tunes as Take Me I’m Yours - a cover of a pretty popular Squeeze song.
Since you’ll only likely find it on LP or the odd ‘B Stars That Sing’ torrent, I wanted to share the love and let you all have a listen. Enjoy it!
Orlandho
Matt February 13th, 2008
Tilda Swinton has a 29 year old lover and an open marriage. Suddenly my prospects are improving…
CSI: Brokeback Mountain
Rebecca January 22nd, 2008
Looks like Fred Thompson dropped out just in time. He can go back to his day job and close this case.
There’s Some Hope for the Rest of Us
Matt January 21st, 2008
Pics of Pierce Brosnan and his wife on the beach. Alternatively titled: Pot-belllied nutter and curvy wife. Aw, I kid Pierce! You two look happy.
And You Wonder How I Could Hate Her
Matt January 18th, 2008
Whoever tries harder than this guy and does her in, I might have some mac & cheese for you. Just sayin’.
Warren Beatty was Unavailable for Comment
Matt January 11th, 2008
Come with me, my internet friends, as we take a walk down the dark alley that is Amy Winehouse’s hair…
Paula Deen: Future Spokeswoman for Depends
Matt January 10th, 2008
From the TMI department, Paula Deen:
Can you believe I was nominated for two Emmy’s and even crazier, I won? I was so flabbergasted I actually wet myself! Oh, just a little, but I did nonetheless.
