I’ll Suck Your Cock for A Thousand Dollars
Matt February 4th, 2008
Lord knows that this certainly wasn’t a surprise, but I get a kick out of this:
Police said the scheme was exposed when one of the girls’ mothers found a $20 bill and asked where she got the money.
Not $200, $2,000 or $2,000,000: $20. This would raise suspicions how? No excuse was ready other than ‘yeah, I’ve been blowing hypocrites for some extra cash’ ? I weep for our children.
Only $20? I hold out for at least $34.99.
You carry change for a $50, Rebecca?
I’ve got a five, five ones and a penny–Canadian. What’s the exchange rate?
You know, when I was digging for change in my truck the other day, I actually wondered about that. For so long those crazy Canadians had a lower exchange rate, but I’m wondering if, now that they are better off than we are (at least they were, last I checked), if it would pay off to start spending some of those coins collecting sludge on the floor of my truck. Probably not, but I did think about it.
Here’s the other thing. Do you think these young ladies answered verbally? I prefer to imagine them doing the universal blowjob, fist-moving-in-front-of-the-face, tongue-pushing-the-cheek-out thing when mom says, “So where’d you get the $20, huh?”
Are you sure it’s universal, Chris? It might mean “I’m all out of gnu milk” in Bhutan.
See, that’s the problem with kids these days. All DIY. If they had played the old fashioned way, with a Pimp Daddy looking after them, they would have been either too high to answer, or would have had three lies ready.
I really worry about this generation. Especially since their crappy work ethics will compromise my social security retirement at 82.