I Kid Because I Love
Matt January 20th, 2008
The scene: Me, sitting askew in my computer chair, grasping at my right side amidst a side splitting chuckle.
Enter: my mother, peering down the hallway, asking in as sincere a voice as you’d expect from someone that had to give birth to me:
Did you take your medication today?
I’m taking anti-depressants, not depressants mom. I get a big enough dose of that from you.


This reminds me of my dad asking me, like 10 years ago (i am 28 NOW), if I was using THE RIGHT KEY when I told him that my car would not start.
Which reminds me, I haven’t taken my depressants today.
i am THIRTY eight now. jeez. where are those drugs?
I was going to say…what meds were those again, Jen? Anti-aging?
you mock because you love right?